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Colonel Angus

Daddy: Are you ladies out here talking about Colonel Angus? 
Melinda: Yes, Daddy! I can’t wait to meet him! 
Daddy: Oh, watch out, Melinda! Once a woman is introduced to Colonel Angus, she’ll settle for nothing less. 
Melinda: Daddy, they say all the womenfolk just love Colonel Angus! 
Daddy: Hmm.. I don’t know why people make such a big fuss over Colonel Angus! 
Miss Anabelle: I myself never much cared for Colonel Angus! He rubs me the wrong way. I’m not sure why.. can’t put my finger on it.. 
Daddy: Colonel Angus is an acquired taste! Bedelia! 
Bedelia: Yes, Sir? 
Miss Anabelle: Break out some fresh linens, Bedilia! We’re gonna have Colonel Angus here tonight! 
Bedelia: Colonel Angus? I don’t know nothin’ about no Colonel Angus! 
Daddy: Well, get ready, Bedelia. If I remember correctly, Colonel Angus can be very messy! 

-SNL, Tina Fey

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In linguistics terms, bling is an ideophone intended to evoke the “sound” of light hitting silver, platinum, or diamonds. It is not onomatopoeia, because the act of jewelry shining does not make a sound.
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